Tie their shoe laces together, then throw cold water on them. That way you get them soaking wet, topless and wrestling all in one swift move.
I was told it was the clevis cleavage constrictor. I can't conceive of a classically cleaver conundrum, that a clevis cleavage constrictor can capitulate in a crevasse so cleverly constructed to create a cantilever control of the clavicle. Great now I have a headache.