Big Party

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  1. sourcreamnjive

    sourcreamnjive Well-Known Member

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    Heaven and hell are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
    "Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"
    "Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
    "I'll sue you if I have to," answered God.
    "Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?" :slap:LOL
     

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