Don't trust older women

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  1. beacondawg

    beacondawg Well-Known Member

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    I'll confess,
    I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.
    She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
    In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
    and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
    We drank a couple of beers,
    and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
    'What's that? I asked.
    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
    As my mind began to embrace the idea,
    and I wondered what her daughter might look like,
    I said, 'No, I haven't.'
    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
    'tonight's your lucky night'.
    We went back to her place.
    We walked in.
    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
    'Mom...you still awake?'
     
  2. Island Girl

    Island Girl Well-Known Member

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    cappo5150 Well-Known Member

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    sick ol dawg
     
  4. Seasickgal

    Seasickgal Gold Coast Lady Anglers

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    Serves yah right Dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Carnivore

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    And that is when I created a new front door opening in the front wall.
     
  6. ODOGFISH

    ODOGFISH Well-Known Member

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    ... did ya wait to see what granma looked like :D:D
     
  7. J Woodman

    J Woodman Well-Known Member

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    Only you Andy!
     
  8. Michael J

    Michael J Well-Known Member

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    BBBAWWWHHAHAHAHAHH!!
    Classic!

    MJ.
     
  9. jodi805

    jodi805 Well-Known Member

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    2fer! what happened? lol!
     
  10. Carpfisher

    Carpfisher Well-Known Member

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    That's bad.......
     

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