Safari With In-laws

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  1. sourcreamnjive

    sourcreamnjive Well-Known Member

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    A game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother in law. One morning, while deep in the forest, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.
    ...In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother in law was backed up against a big rock, and a large lion stood right in front of her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
    "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.":slap:LOL
     
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    sourcreamnjive Well-Known Member

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    I KNEW YOU'D LIKE THAT BEACONDAWG
     
  4. eDUBz

    eDUBz Well-Known Member

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    What!. Shoot the lion. I love my mother in law. :beerbang:
     
    #4 eDUBz, Oct 29, 2014 at 8:44 PM
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