Wide Grill

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  1. sourcreamnjive

    sourcreamnjive Well-Known Member

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    Wide Grill

    Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

    "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

    The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

    "What's wrong?" he asks.

    She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" :slap:
     
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