Wife's Come Back

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  1. sourcreamnjive

    sourcreamnjive Well-Known Member

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    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!"
    ...His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
    She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder...It's Miracle Grow!":moon:LOL
     

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