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Old 02-02-2004, 07:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An 80 year old Japanese imigrant went to the optometrist complaining aboutblurry vision in one of his eyes,and asked the Doc if glasses might help. Upon close inspection of old man's eye, the doc concluded he didn't need glasses and announced:"Looks like you got yourself a cataract there my freind! The old man exclaimed:"See I told you I need grasses, I thought I just bought a Rincoln Continental!"
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Old 02-02-2004, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2004, 07:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol I had to read it two times but I still got it hehehe Good one[img]smileys/[/img]


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Old 02-02-2004, 07:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh man... ROFL !!!


good one man...
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Old 02-02-2004, 08:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i dont get it.......lol
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thank you Carni for the explanation....good joke.
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Im Late on this one but that is absolutely friggin HILARIOUS
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