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Old 02-06-2004, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Michael Jackson has just commissioned his plastic surgeon to do just one
more operation. His request to the surgeon was to do anything to keep
people from staring at his nose.


The doctor surprised Michael and came up with a solution. Upon the
viewing after the bandages were removed, everybody agreed that the doctor
was very creative and the operation was a huge success.


Nobody looked at his nose again.















































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Old 02-06-2004, 11:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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WOW, better then Britt.....
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL! that was a home run.
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I THINK THATS LATOYA [img]smileys/[/img]
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Old 02-06-2004, 03:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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OH MY


Thats a visual I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing!


And Carni... you went from one freaked out avatar to an even freakier one! Dude... hahaha...Edited by: Flipper
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No that is a pissed off badger and it's not smiling. I shot one of these things in the hills behind my parents house (before the houses were there). I used a .45 and it just bounced off the things head and pissed it off and it chased me down the hill while I was shooting at it. I love these things they are just to cool. Like me they are to freaking stupid to just give up.
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I really wish I had seen this AFTER I had breakfast!!
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