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Old 02-09-2004, 11:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was rollin on the floor after I read this one .


The Michigan State quarters were supposed to be released on


January 26, 2004, but the United States Treasury has announced they are
<DIV></DIV>Recalling the new Michigan quarters.
<DIV></DIV> "We are recalling all of the new Michigan quarters that were
<DIV></DIV>recently issued," Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a press
<DIV></DIV>conference Monday. "This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this
<DIV></DIV>agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths,
<DIV></DIV>Vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices."
<DIV></DIV> "We believe the problem lies in a design flaw," said
<DIV></DIV>Shackelford.
<DIV></DIV> The winning design for the Michigan quarter was submitted by a
<DIV></DIV>Yooper (a person who lives in the Upper Peninsula or U.P. for you
<DIV></DIV>non-natives.
<DIV></DIV> "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel
<DIV></DIV>together keeps jamming in the coin-operated devices."
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Old 02-09-2004, 12:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This sounds like a red neck joke.
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Old 02-09-2004, 12:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hmmmmmmmmm......should it be removed fromt his forum and pasted into the redneck???[img]smileys/[/img]
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Old 02-09-2004, 12:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah thats a good one there.
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL.... thats a good one![img]smileys/[/img]


ps... hey bear, whats that Styx song again? [img]smileys/[/img]
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Old 02-09-2004, 04:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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To Much time on my hands.....AW MAN YOU SUCK!!!! Comw and knock on my dooooooor....we've been waiting for youuuuuuuuuu....I will get you back for that. I just got that out of my head 2 days ago finally. It went tot he mission impossible theme but now its STYX AGAIN&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;AAAAAAAAAAARG
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Old 02-09-2004, 08:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I like the new mission impossible theme. The one from MI1 with the reagey sound to it.
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Old 02-12-2004, 11:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I am sooooo glad I dont know it.
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