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Old 12-02-2006, 12:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A new store for women..

A store selling new husbands has just opened in New York where a woman
may go to choose a husband. At the entrance is a description of how the store operates.



You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!"


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.



On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


NEW WIVES STORE

A new wives store opened across the street

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third to sixth floors have never been visited.
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Old 12-02-2006, 02:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's great, and ooooh so true
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2006, 09:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2006, 01:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2006, 03:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Carni, that is great
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Old 12-02-2006, 05:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL star that is too good you have to admit it is true in MOST cases.
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Old 12-03-2006, 08:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Carni,
you are the man!!!
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