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Old 02-10-2004, 02:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Anyone fished withFlipper and had him tellyou the story of the Black Mamba?

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Old 02-10-2004, 08:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nope...not to the Fuzz...


Lemme think...fishing/California/Black Mamba..hmmm...sounds like LSD to me...mostly because to find one in California other than a zoo, you'd have to be hallucinating!!! LOL!!!!Edited by: Flipper
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I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THAT STORY
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You'll have to ask him when you see him next time...LOL
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Old 02-10-2004, 10:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Dude... Joey is obsessed with the black mamba story. Its not one I can tell over the board, but next time I see ya in person just ask. He nasty!


I told Carnivore but I'm not sure he would remember. Edited by: Flipper
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Hmmmmmmmmm...you can PM me Flipper...I won't be offended and will hold you harmless against any damage!!!


(providing the story will fit!)
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Joey just wishes he had a black mamba that is why he brings it up.
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Old 02-10-2004, 06:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol Sinker, yeah I got the story from Mike and it sure is a funny one.
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I dont know man...that story had me in tears. I told Mike I knew someone who was victim of it as well. I was RUNNIN for the terlet when I read that.


Hey Carni....You think that the name has been changed to save face? Maybe it is really JAMMIN JOEY. Hmmmm


Sorry Joey.....couldnt hold it back....you know we love you man.
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