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Old 02-12-2004, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There were 3 blondes one day who were fishing in a stream. As they were fishing a game warden comes up to them and asks: "Do you have fishing licenses, ladies?"

One of the blondes replies " We dont have any"


"Im sorry but you need a license if you want to fish," replied the warden.

"But were not fishing," replied the other blonde. "We have magnets attached to the end of our lines, and we are collecting debris off the bottom of the stream."

The warden lifts up all three of their lines and sure enough, there were three horseshoe magnets attached to each of their lines. "Alright, ladies, you can collect all the debris you want," said the warden.

After the warden left, all three blondes started laughing histarically. "Stupid fishing cop!" said one of the blondes. "Doesn't he know that there are Steelhead in this river??!"
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It's funny because it is true.
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OH MAN... I actually like that one! hahahahaha.....[img]smileys/[/img]
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did you think of that on your own or after watching Jessica Simpson speak on tv? "Itsays that its CHICKEN of the sea"....WOW...and now ya know why the dumb blonde jokes will never end.
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