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Old 02-19-2004, 09:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">A Frog walks into a bank... </DIV>
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.


"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.


The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."


She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(you're gonna love this)


(its a real treat)


( a masterpiece)


(wait for it)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...





DRUM ROLE PLEASE


























"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." BUDUMP BUMP PSHHHHHH


(You're singing it, aren't you?) </DIV>
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Now I am scared. (holds head in shame as I have fished with this guy)
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OH,MY GOD! Just when i finaly got It's a Small World After All out of my head......... Too damn funny!
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Scared of what Drew? Afraid someone may be able to take your spot as the cornball king???????[img]smileys/[/img]
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good one Drew, yeah Anotherbite, I think thats the reason Drew is getting scared as well
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Come on Drew...you like it an you know it.....
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ok you asked for it!!!
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