Husband Mart

[Bearfish]

<DIV>I love this one...whos with me on this? If my wife is reading this....I DONT feel this way ......HA!</DIV>
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<DIV> A store called Husband-Mart, which sells husbands, has just opened in LosAngeles where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men.</DIV>
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<DIV> The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positiveattributes as the shopper ascends the flights.</DIV>
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<DIV> There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you maychoosea man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back downexcept to exit the building.</DIV>
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<DIV> So this woman goes to Husband-Mart to find a husband.</DIV>
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<DIV> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs.The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than mylast boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.</DIV>
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<DIV> The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's furtherup?" And up she goes again.</DIV>
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<DIV> The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"</DIV>
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<DIV> The fourth floor sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking andhelp with the housework."Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more furtherup!" And again she heads up another flight.</DIV>
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<DIV> The fifth floor sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, helpwith the housework and have a strong romantic streak."Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" Soupto the sixth floor she goes.</DIV>
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<DIV> The sixth floor sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men onthis floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible toplease. Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day</DIV>
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[Carnivore]

YES!!!!!!&lt;&lt;---make it blink PLEASE!!!!

[Anotherbite]

Aint it the truth. (Sigh)[img]smileys/smiley24.gif[/img]

[crawford23]

Wow, not only a funny joke there but also very very true.

[Bearfish]

Well Carni...I cant make it blink, but I know how they did it in the old days....just stare at it and open then close then open then close your eyes.....not very optically sound but is is effective.


I knew you would really LOVE that one dude.....for some reason....I just knew.LOL