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Old 02-20-2004, 12:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It does work.

Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an 8 step stress managementtechnique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing isthat it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade ofserenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holdingunderwater.

8. See! You're smiling already.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Another great one via Drew.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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[img]smileys/[/img]LOL... I needed that!
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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My wife has been complaining about being stressed out lately. I think I will tell her about this one. It is right up her alley.
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