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<DIV>It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student
named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, had just moved to town and
entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
famous quotes from American history. Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me
Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775", Suzuki said.
"Very good!" replied the teacher. Then she asked, "Who said "government of
the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the
earth"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to
our country, knows more about American history than you do". She heard a
loud whisper, "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982".
At that point a kid in the back yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this"!
Suzuki jumped out of his chair, waved his hand and shouted, "Bill Clinton,
to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
With almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh*t. If you say
anything more, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra
Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
someone mumbled in a hushed voice, "Oh, sh*t, we're screwed."
And Suzuki called out, "Taliban, 2001!"
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