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Old 02-20-2004, 12:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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New Sex Study...

It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead...

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Old 02-20-2004, 12:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO. Drew, always good for a laugh.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, now I just cant wait to go out and get married!
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Old 02-20-2004, 05:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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AAAAAMEN!!!
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Drew, dammit, stop telling everyone about my life!!
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Old 02-20-2004, 10:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I guess I was lucky as in my marriage I had lots I just had to beg for everything else. Love, caring, attentions, conversation, trust, warmth, honesty man this list goes on.
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Old 02-20-2004, 10:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought doggie style was the preferred postion because less eye contact the better...LOL
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