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03-09-2007, 10:44 PM
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Name: Warren
Location: Anaheim, CA
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,015
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Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women
Boats only need their fluids changed every year.
Boats curves never sag.
Boats last longer.
Boats don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Boat any time of the month.
Boats don't have parents.
Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Boat with your friends.
If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.
If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.
Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.
Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.
Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.
If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Boat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.
You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.
If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.
Boats always feel like going for a ride.
Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.
Boats don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.
If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.
And my personal favorite...... Boats don't mind if you ride them hard all day while drinking beer with your buddies, and then fall asleep on top of them.........boats understand their place in life!
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03-09-2007, 11:02 PM
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Name: Andy Taylor
Location: Las Vegas
Occupation: Staff at U.S.Vets
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,987
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The last one is so true...
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03-10-2007, 01:47 AM
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Name: Drew
Location: Thousand Oaks
Vessel: 23' Striper WA/ 250 Yami OB- blood thirsty
Occupation: Zebco Pro-staffer
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 15,932
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A single tear falls down my cheek. Poetry just great poetry.
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03-10-2007, 10:03 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Jeff Rose
Location: Ventura, CA
Vessel: 16' Sea Ray, Therapy...12' Valco, Silver Bullet
Occupation: Contractor
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,969
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I thought about printing this and putting it in a frame on the office wall, but then I realized that my wife would get mad at me again. This is good stuff.
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Dark Kings of the Abyss Fishing Club ><(((ΒΊ>
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03-10-2007, 01:22 PM
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Moderator
Name: Drew
Location: Thousand Oaks
Vessel: 23' Striper WA/ 250 Yami OB- blood thirsty
Occupation: Zebco Pro-staffer
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 15,932
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03-10-2007, 01:35 PM
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Full Member
Name: Frank
Location: So.Cal
Occupation: Operations Manager
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 722
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DARK KING MEMBER ><((((('>
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03-10-2007, 01:49 PM
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Moderator
Name: Drew
Location: Thousand Oaks
Vessel: 23' Striper WA/ 250 Yami OB- blood thirsty
Occupation: Zebco Pro-staffer
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 15,932
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Ya but starfish is a keeper man. We are talking about the ones you just need to throw BACK!!!
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03-11-2007, 10:37 AM
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Full Member
Name: dan
Location: oxnard
Occupation: deckhand
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 636
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So very true i love it!!!!
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03-11-2007, 04:34 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,754
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Right on!
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side.
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03-14-2007, 08:42 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Ryan "strawberry"
Location: Channel Islands
Vessel: 39' Custom "Katie Lewis"
Occupation: commercial fisherman, urchin diver, seafood industry
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,575
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oh damn, thats gettin printed out! I need to make a few phone calls too
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"EVEN FISH WOULD STAY OUTTA TROUBLE IF THEY JUST KEPT THEIR MOUTHS SHUT"
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