Fart footbal
Fart Football:
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old
man replies, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie
score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go
and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips
out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a
woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat
is unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got and accidentally craps in the bed.
The wife says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
Forever!)
.....................Fisherman
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