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Old 07-05-2007, 07:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Name: Kelly
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Thumbs up Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing" she asked?
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Are you killing any" she asked?
"Yep, 3 males and 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
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