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Old 07-23-2007, 12:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up Cabbie

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.
The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops
Inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look
Friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and
Says he didn't realize


that a "little tap" could scare him so much. The driver, after gathering himself
Together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving
hearses for the last 25 years!
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I was looking at old jokes and could not believe this joke didn't get even one honorable mention.
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Now THAT's funny!!
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