09-01-2007, 10:23 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,754
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Faster than 0 to 200
My neighbor, ICEE, was in trouble again; this time for forgetting his wedding
> > anniversary.
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> > His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
> > a gift in the
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> > driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
> > THERE!! "
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> > The next morning Sam got up and left the house very early.
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> > When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was
> > a
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> > gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
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> > Confused, the wife put on her robe, went out to the driveway, and brought
> > the box
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> > back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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> > ICEE has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
> >
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side.
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