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Old 09-10-2007, 10:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up No Ugly Women

This attached photo was taken at a competition in June 2006. The competition was between 9 women for best makeover.
They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before
the contest.Look at the before and after photos. It really is Shocking!Conclusion - there are no ugly women * (see below), only poor women.... If you had the money....Good Grief!!!
BTW, the woman 2
nd from the left won the contest
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This woman is the only exception. The makeover didn't work on her.
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Old 09-10-2007, 11:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I dont know Pineapple, The 3rd from the left looks like Jay Leno w/ a nose job.
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Old 09-10-2007, 11:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL, too funny Pina- But that's from the show "the Swan". All of those women had months of training, plastic surgery, and more.

Oh, and the third from the left won. (Oh I feel so gay for knowing all that)
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd have to agree with that too, there are no ugly women, only poor women.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hillary looks like she can feed a third world country.
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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HILLERY!!! MOTHER OF GOD MY FREAKING RETINA'S I so want to gouge out my eyes with a red hot BBQ fork!!!

As for the ugly women you can paint a dog turd gold but it is still just a gold painted dog turd.....I would rather be alone then wake up to a Picasso painting and a pillow bathed in 10 gallons of make up.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ROFL!
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Old 09-11-2007, 06:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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With enough surgery, they make guys look like that too....
Now the problem is some poor guy will marry them and when they have kids, it will look like Shrek.
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Now we know why Bill wanted Monica!


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