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09-26-2007, 11:16 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Stop Solicitations
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible .This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!
(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or uti lity bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.
When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 +cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your nameor any identifying numbers isn't on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 41 cents.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again You get the idea !
If enough people f ollow these tips, it will work ---- I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore. 
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There's also a negative side.
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09-26-2007, 12:50 PM
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Name: PRINCESS BAITCATCHER
Location: SEBASTIAN, FLORIDA
Vessel: KAWASAKI JET SKI 1200 - SET UP FOR OFFSHORE FISHIN !!!
Occupation: POLICE
Join Date: Aug 2006
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THANKS JOE, I'LL HAVE TO TRY SOME OF THESE !!! MY FAVORITE IS TO ANSWER THE PHONE WITH A CHINESE ACCENT AND SAY " NUMBER 1 CHINA" WHEN THEY START TALKING KEEP SAYING "YOU WANT FRIED RICE" THEY HANG UP REAL QUICK.
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WE ARE WHERE ON THE FOOD CHAIN ?
BRING ON THE TEQUILA !!! 
I'LL BRING THE BAITFISH !!!
  
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09-26-2007, 07:03 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,754
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LOL!!!
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side.
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09-27-2007, 02:11 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Andy Taylor
Location: Las Vegas
Occupation: Staff at U.S.Vets
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,986
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I like that one bait catcher
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10-14-2007, 05:57 AM
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Member
Name: mike
Location: ft. lauderdale, florida.
Occupation: searching for some sort of maritime employment
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 359
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thats some great stuff man. i like the mailing back of the junk mail idea... i'm gonna try it!!!
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