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09-27-2007, 08:02 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
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Three football fans from California were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Forty-niners fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Chargers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Raiders fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Forty-niners cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Chargers cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Raiders cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Forty-niners fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Raiders cap... you find an "  hole."
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09-28-2007, 03:13 AM
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Name: Andy Taylor
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Ouch, we should send this to Al Davis.
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10-06-2007, 07:19 PM
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Name: Brian
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hahaha thats messed up man im not an A hole!!
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10-06-2007, 08:25 PM
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LOL!!!!! now that is funny and true
OOPS sorry Dragon hehehe.
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10-06-2007, 09:07 PM
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Name: ROD
Location: San Diego
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Go Niners!!!!! very true about them ....Brokeland Faders.....  Go Niners!!!!
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10-06-2007, 09:29 PM
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Name: Wayne Miller
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Hey Joe,
Are you still bitter about the beat down the Raiders put on your Dolphins last weekend?
It's not too late to start wrapping silver and black rods... 
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10-10-2007, 03:09 PM
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Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
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I've wrapped several for friends, just bagging on them!
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Originally Posted by miller_time
Hey Joe,
Are you still bitter about the beat down the Raiders put on your Dolphins last weekend?
It's not too late to start wrapping silver and black rods... |
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side.
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10-10-2007, 09:34 PM
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Name: Jeff
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
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Now thats way funny!!
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10-12-2007, 06:07 PM
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Name: Mark
Location: Saugus, California
Occupation: Auto Insurance Claims Adjuster
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Heard the same joke once but it was an Auburn cap!!
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10-14-2007, 05:28 AM
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Name: mike
Location: ft. lauderdale, florida.
Occupation: searching for some sort of maritime employment
Join Date: Oct 2007
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way to go joe!!! great joke!!!
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