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Logic 101
So a farmer decides to go to college. He meets with the dean and the dean tells him,"You're all signed up. I got you in Math 107, History 121, Chem 105 and Logic 101."
The farmer askes "Logic 101? What's that?"
The dean says," Well, its kind of like this...Do you have a weed eater?"
Farmer: "Yes, I do"
Dean: "Well, if you have weed eater, I can logically assume you have a lawn"
Farmer: "I do"
Dean: "If you have a lawn, I can also logically assume you have a house"
Farmer: "I do"
Dean: "And if you have a house, a lawn, AND a weed eater, I can logically assume you have a wife?"
Farmer: "Yes, I do"
Dean: "And if you have a wife, house, lawn and weed eater, I can assume you have kids?"
Farmer: "Yes, two girls"
Dean: "And because you have a family, I can logically assume that you are hetrosexual"
Farmer: "I am"
Dean: "Well, it's kind of like that, you can pick out one thing and make logical assumtions"
Farmer: "OK, should be interesting"
Later that evening, the farmer is at the bar and runs into an old friend of his. The friend asks,"What are you doing in town?"
Farmer: "Just signed up to go to college, I always wanted to go, better late than never."
Friend: "What are you taking"
Farmer: "Math, History, Chem and Logic 101"
Friend: "Logic 101, What's that?"
Farmer: "Well, it's kind of like this....Do you have a weed eater?"
Friend: "No."
Farmer: "You're Gay!"
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