A game warden was driving down the road when he came
upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, ''Where did you get that
turkey?'' The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game
warden said, ''That turkey you're carrying under your
arm.'' The boy look down and said, ''Well, lookee here
;a turkey done roosted under my arm!''
The game warden said, ''Now look, you know turkey season
is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going
to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your
leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?''
The little boy said, ''I guess I'll just kiss his
and let him go!''
Game Warden & Turkey
Forever!)
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