FBI sniffer dog

[Bearfish]

A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to
take off when another
man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two empty
seats beside him. The
Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is
looking quizzically at
the dog when the second man explains that they work
for the airline.

The airline rep says, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a
sniffing dog, the best
there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I
put him to work." The
plane takes off and levels out when the handler says
to the first man,
"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."

Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits
next to a woman for a
few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one
paw on the handler's
arm. He says, "Good boy."

The airline rep turns to the first man and says,
"That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this
and her seat number
for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.


Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffs about,
sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to
its seat, and places
two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says,
"That man is carrying
cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the
seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man.

A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the
aisles. Sniffer goes up
and down the plane and after a while sits down next to
someone. He then
comes racing back, jumps into his handler's lap and
poops all over him,
the floor and seat.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior
from a supposedly
well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the hell is
going on with this
stupid dog?"

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb.