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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,752
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Hillbellie Reasoning
Hillbillie reasoning
Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon.
After a while the first fellow says to the second,
"If'n I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the question....
Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side.
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