11-30-2007, 02:27 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,752
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Fishing
My kind of joke
I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow
mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad through out the day. I went back into the house,
quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my
wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather
out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of twenty years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that crap?'
I still don't know if she was joking...
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There's also a negative side.
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