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Old 11-30-2007, 10:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Thumbs up Dear Abby

Dear Abby,
>
> I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
> could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my
> wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I
> answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a
> lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some
> friends from work, you don’t know them.”
>
> I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
> walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
> has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
>
> I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
> went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
> why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the
> subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the
> truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check
> on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next
> to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
> whole street when she came home.
>
> It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that
> the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this
> something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
>
> Thanks, Bob
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