A woman goes to her doctor’s office, to discuss a strange development.
> She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won’t
> wash off, they won’t scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.
>
> The doctor assures her he’ll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells
> her not to worry until he gets the tests back.
>
> A few days later, the woman’s phone rings. Much to her relief, it’s the
> doctor. She immediately begs to know what’s causing the spots.
>
> The doctor says, “You’re perfectly healthy–there’s no problem. But I’m
> wondering, was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?”
>
> The woman stammers, “Why, yes, but how did you know?”
>
> “Tell him his earrings aren’t real gold.”
>
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