> *An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...*
>
> *
>
>
> The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
> 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
>
> I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
>
> "So what do you think about that Doc ?"*
>
>
>
> The doctor considered his question for a minute and
> then began to tell a story.
>
> "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
> and never misses a season."
>
>
> One day he was setting off to go hunting.
>
> In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane
> instead of his gun."
>
> "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting
> at the water's edge.
>
>
>
> He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the
> magnificent creature.
>
> Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were
> his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
>
> "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now,
> what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
>
> The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
> pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
>
> The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


