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Old 01-15-2008, 07:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up Hunting Accident

> *An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...*
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> The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
> 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
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> I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
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> "So what do you think about that Doc ?"*
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> The doctor considered his question for a minute and
> then began to tell a story.
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> "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
> and never misses a season."
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> One day he was setting off to go hunting.
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> In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane
> instead of his gun."
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> "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting
> at the water's edge.
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> He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the
> magnificent creature.
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> Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were
> his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
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> "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now,
> what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
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> The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
> pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
>
> The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one. He said beaver. LOL.
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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now that was funny..
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Great I loved it... 86.... wow..... thats a lot of big V
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