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Old 02-08-2008, 12:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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> A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
> after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
> English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
> problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
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> One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
> didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she
> clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her
> butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
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> Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
> say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
> show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her
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> On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
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> What were you thinking? Hello! Her husband speaks English!
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Old 02-08-2008, 07:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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