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Old 02-11-2008, 03:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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>> The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year
>> old woman was the talk of the town. After being
>> married a year, the couple went to the hospital for
>> the birth of their first child.
>>
>> The attending nurse came out of the delivery
>> room to congratulate the old gentleman and said,
>> 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'
>>
>> The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep
>> the old motor running.'
>>
>> The following year, the couple returned to the
>> hospital for the birth of their second child. The
>> same nurse was attending the delivery and again went
>> out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said,
>> 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'
>>
>> The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep
>> the old motor running.'
>>
>> A year later, the couple returned to the
>> hospital for the birth of their third child. The
>> same nurse was there for this birth also and, after
>> the delivery, she once again approached the old
>> gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are
>> something else! How do you do it?'
>>
>> The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you
>> before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'
>>
>> The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back
>> and said: "Well, I guess it's time to change the
>> oil. This one's black."
>>
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2008, 06:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LAMO thats a great pic. Think he has figured it out yet?
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