A couple made a deal that whomever dies first would
> > come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
> > Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
> > After a long life together, the husband was the
> > first to die.
> >
> > True to his word he made contact, "Marcia...Marcia."
> >
> >
> > "Is that you, Joe ?"
> >
> > "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
> >
> > "That's wonderful! What's it li ke?"
> >
> > "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
> > breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I
> > have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have
> > sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be
> > proud - lots of greens), another romp around the
> > golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of
> > the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf
> > course again, then it's more sex until late at
> > night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the
> > next day it starts all over again."
> >
> > "Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven!"
> >
> > "Not exactly...I'm a rabbit on a golf course in
> > Arizona "
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