>> RECTUM STRETCHER
>>
>> While she was "flying" down the road
>> yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find
>> a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
>> wait.
>>
>> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
>> with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and
>> love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>>
>> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
>>
>> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>>
>> I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>>
>> The cop stammered, "A what?............
>>
>> A rectum stretcher?
>>
>> And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
>>
>> "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
>> finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then
>> three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
>> from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
>> then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's
>> about 6 feet wide."
>>
>> "And just what the hell do you do wi th a 6
>> foot asshole?" he asked
>>
>> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind
>> a bridge..."
>>
>> Traffic Ticket $95.00
>> Court Costs $45.00
>> Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
>> For everything else, there's MasterCard.
>>
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