Don't Mess With The Farm Kids

[sourcreamnjive]

> > >DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS
> > >
> > >A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a
> > farm, his
> > >mother asks if he has done his chores.
> > >
> > >"Not yet," said the little boy.
> > >
> > >His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
> > >
> > >Well, he's a little
> > >ticked off so when he feeds the chickens,
> > >he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.
> > >When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
> > >
> > >He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
> > >gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> > >
> > >"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon,
> > >and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
> > >
> > >"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken,
> > >so you don't get any eggs for a week.
> > >I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
> > >a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week
> > >you aren't getting any milk."
> > >
> > >Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
> > >kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
> > >
> > >The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
> > >"You gonna tell him or should I?"
> >