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Old 02-13-2008, 07:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Name: Joe Pineapple
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Thumbs up Teddy Bear

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up
> leaving together, back to his place they go. As he shows her around his
> apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
> with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
> bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears,
> carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
>
> It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
> them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
> into organizing the display.
>
> There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
> covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge enormous bears running
> all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously
> masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She
> doesn’t mention this to him but quite impressed by his sensitive side.
>
> They share a bottle of wine and continue talking. After a while she
> finds herself thinking, “Oh my God, maybe this guy could be the one!
> Maybe he could be the father of my children?” She turns to him and
> kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly & they continue to
> kiss. The passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms and
> carries her into his bedroom where they proceed to rip each other’s
> clothes off and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she
> responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever
> known.
>
> After an intense, explosive night of raw passion they are lying there
> together in the afterglow and the woman rolls over, gently strokes his
> chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
>
> The guy smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and
> says: “On your way out help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf”
>
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That was good.
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