Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
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> The Priest Lost His Rooster!
>
> A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn’t find it no matter how many
> times he checked around his Parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up
> during his Sunday Mass.
>
> From the pulpit, he asked loudly, “Anyone got a cock?”
>
> All the men inside the Church stood up!
>
> “No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?”
>
> All the women inside the Church stood up!
>
> “No, no, no…what I mean is…has anyone seen MY cock?”
>
> All the nuns stood up!
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