Cod Fish Anyone?

[sourcreamnjive]

Cod Fish Anyone?
>
> In what aisle, could I find good old Newfoundland cod fish?”
> The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you a Newfoundlander?”
>
> The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
> something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
> Italian?
>
> If I had asked for Polish sausage, would ask me if I was Polish? Or if I
> had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
>
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
>
> Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
>
> Would you? Would you? The clerk says, “Well, no!”
> “If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
>
> “Well, I probably wouldn’t!”
>
> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well then, why did you
> ask me if I’m a Newfoundlander when I asked for Newfoundland cod fish?”
>
> The clerk replies, “Because you’re at Home Depot.”
>