The Laughing Donkey

makomyday · 07-31-2008, 04:52 PM

One hot summer day a man on vacation in Mexico wanders into a small cantina. Upon entering he was greeted by the owner of the bar who was standing next to $10,000 stacked neatly on the bar. The owner says to the man "Hello senor how are you today! As you can see I have a pile of money here and for only $10.00 if you can make my donkey laugh the money is yours and drinks for everyone". The man puts down a 10 and whispers in the donkeys ear and it laughs and laughs and the bar owner rings a bell, pays him, and gives a free round to everyone there. A year later the same man wanders into that same cantina and the same scenario takes place except this time the owner said to him "Oh senor it is you! This time I am sure you will not win. You see now you have to make my donkey cry and surely this is impossible". The man puts down his 10 and walks the donkey out back behind the bar. A few minutes go by and then the man comes back in with a sobbing donkey. The owner once again rings the bell and gives out free drinks but this time he asks the man, "Senor I must know! How are you doing these things? You making him laugh and you making him cry. How?". The man says to the owner, Its simple. The first time I told him my #$&@ was bigger than his and he laughed and today......... Well today I proved it