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Old 07-31-2008, 11:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I can't take the credit for this one.

Some one sent this to me in an email. Not sure why he didn't post it here. I won't mention names and let Bearfish chime in if he wants.

Man I just about lost bladder control.
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha! Thats awesome!
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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oh that was greal haha
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That definitely was funny, butt; the emotional scar will be there forever. I understand the premise of teaching someone a lesson for not following directions, rules, etc. but you literally scared the shit out of her!! If she ever truly wants to be proficient at using and handling a firearm it will take some time to work through this memory she has. Remember what comes around goes around!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's really good. I almost lost it also!
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Somebody's in the dog house. LMAO !!!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh man! WELL PLAYED, SIR!!!

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Now there's a short bus rider if I've ever seen one!!! You guys are mean

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Old 08-03-2008, 01:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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OK not a bad lesson, not sure either of them should have a firearm. Her for the way she is handling the gun, him for having a gun in a yard without a fence. Given her obvious lack of understanding of the weapon, and thus respect you could see it being left where it could be taken.

Of course I can't imagine having a wife whom you know isn't going to follow directions on important matters.

Still very funny.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Can't we just appreciate it for what it was:

Fireworks: $5.00
.45 Pistol: $400.00
Scaring the hell out of the wife because she doesn't listen: Priceless.

Don't women understand we like sleeping on the couch, it's like camping.
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