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DFW Little old Lady
A little old lady is trudging down the street, dragging two
large
plastic garbage bags. Every once in a while a piece of
currency
slips through a tear in one of the bags.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, $20
bills are falling
out of your bag.'
'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady.
'I'd better go back
and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How
did you get all that
money?' He arches an eyebrow and asks teasingly,
'You didn't steal
it, did you?'
'Oh, no!' says the little old lady. 'You see,
my back yard is right
up against the parking lot of the football stadium. Each
time there's
a game, a lot of fans pee through the fence right into my
flower
beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with my hedge
clipper,
and every time someone sticks his thingy through the fence,
I grab
hold of it and holler 'Twenty dollars or off it
comes!''
''That seems only fair,' laughs the cop.
'Okay, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well, not everybody pays.'
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