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Old 08-08-2008, 11:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Fart Joke (you know you like em)

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I cant stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts dont smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, Ive farted twice since Ive been here in your office, but you didnt even notice."
"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I dont know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."
The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now lets work on your hearing."
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Old 08-08-2008, 11:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I LIKE THAT ONE!!!!!
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL thats a good one
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ha Ha Ha!!! Love it since my wife always tells me it wasn't me and always blames the dog !!!
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahaha Women always try to say they don't or pawn it off.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Shiite on a stick.

Hey my wife knows that Dr.
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Old 08-23-2008, 12:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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