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08-08-2008, 02:21 PM
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Full Member
Name: Erika
Location: Ventura, CA
Occupation: Space Planning Analyst
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 807
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Husband Wanted:
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get
married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS
PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the
door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?' the widow said.
'Just look at you - you have no legs!'
The old gentleman smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
'You don't have any arms either!' she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed??'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?'
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
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08-08-2008, 03:03 PM
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Name: robert richardson
Location: lake elsinore
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 284
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08-08-2008, 03:50 PM
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Name: Homan
Location: Camarillo
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 565
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Nice!
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08-08-2008, 07:20 PM
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Moderator
Name: Drew
Location: Thousand Oaks
Vessel: 23' Striper WA/ 250 Yami OB- blood thirsty
Occupation: Zebco Pro-staffer
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 15,716
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Well....ok then.
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08-10-2008, 05:20 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Jeff Rose
Location: Ventura, CA
Vessel: 16' Sea Ray, Therapy...12' Valco, Silver Bullet
Occupation: Contractor
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,899
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Figures you would post a joke like this. I remember something about a camera on the Mirage the first part of this month. 
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08-10-2008, 06:56 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,357
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Haaaaaaa!
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08-12-2008, 06:59 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Andy Taylor
Location: Las Vegas
Occupation: Staff at U.S.Vets
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,979
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nice 1
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08-12-2008, 07:03 AM
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Senior Member
Name: AnDrEw
Location: OxNaRd
Occupation: COOK ON THE MIRAGE SPORTFISHING......WANT A BURGER... EAT A KONA!!
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,268
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Nice one...
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08-12-2008, 10:59 AM
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Member
Name: TOM O'HANLON
Location: BAKERSFIELD
Vessel: 20' CC Triton
Occupation: Anything to supply my fishing addiction
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 323
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J Woodman
Figures you would post a joke like this. I remember something about a camera on the Mirage the first part of this month. |
yea woodman now what was on that camera again? 
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08-13-2008, 04:11 PM
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Member
Name: derwood
Location: austin
Occupation: PARAMEDIC
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 331
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mu'f*gga
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