A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store to look for work.
The manager asks, Do you have sales experience.
Yeah I was a salesman in Minnesota.
Well, the manager liked the guy so he hired him. You can start tomorrow, And I'll come down and check on you after we close the store.
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store closed the boss came down and asked , How many customers bought something from you ?
The kid says, One.
The boss, just One. Our sales people Average 20 to 30 a day. So how much was the sale for?
The kid says, $101,526.17
The boss says, $101,526.17? What the heck did you sell?
The kid says, First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new rod and reel. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, So I told him for that he would need a boat so we went down to the boat shop and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he tells me that his Honda Civic wouldn't pull the boat, so I took him to the automotive department ! and sold him a 4X4 Expedition.
The boss asked, this guy comes in the store to buy a fish hook and you sold him a rod&reel and a BOAT and TRUCK ??
The kid said, No he came for his wife, said it was her time of the month, and he wanted tampons. So I said "DUDE" your weekend's shot,
You should go FISHING!!!!!!!!!!
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