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Old 08-20-2008, 10:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Doctor's office etiquette

Has it ever bothered you when the doctor's assistant asks you why you are here? Of course you feel compelled to answer, though you have to answer in front of total strangers in the lobby. Many times, your reason for being there can be quite embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The receptionist! said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied , "you shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answers could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
The moral of the story is: If you mess with seniors, you're gonna lose
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thats Good!
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Old 08-20-2008, 02:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hee Hee....
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Old 08-20-2008, 02:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I love old timer humor !!!
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My ears is too small and i can't stop playing with it !! Can I put my Ear in your elbow Baby ?
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good one!!!! just like when I get a cell phone call,"What are you doing? standing in front of a urinal with my d in my hand
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