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9 Words women use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch a game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm . This means do something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that usually begin with nothing end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "F#%@ YOU!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.
Any man who hasn't heard at least three of the above words is either Gay or never been in a "committed" relationship. Any woman who says she hasn't used at least three of the above words is LYING.....
Definition of Committed: to pledge or engage oneself, to consign to custody, to place in a mental institution or hospital by or as if by legal authority and the one that best describes most relationships - to send into a battle.
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