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08-27-2008, 09:15 AM
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Member
Name: Isaac Cortez
Location: California
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 225
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The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his
way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person
'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95 and
AND
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks:
'It's what?!
Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson
rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer,
One of Ken's Friends,
And
A key chain made with Ken's balls!!! 
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08-27-2008, 10:16 AM
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Moderator
Name: Dan Hernandez
Location: Santa Monica, CA
Occupation: Production Accountant
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 6,580
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LOL
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08-27-2008, 01:17 PM
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Gold Coast Lady Anglers
Name: Erika
Location: Ventura County
Occupation: Space Planning Analyst
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,114
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Must have to have plastic t*ts and ass to come out ahead in a divorce...... I was lucky to make the clean escape with my rods, tackle and Fish Mounts!!!
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Last edited by Carnivore; 08-27-2008 at 03:22 PM.
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08-27-2008, 01:39 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Joe Pineapple
Location: Channel Islands, California
Vessel: 15' Starcraft "Dos Gatos Gordos"
Occupation: Chef on the Mirage & Musician/Songwriter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,752
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Atleast you took care of the priorities....rods....tackle...and fish mounts!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Top Shot
Must have to have plastic tits and ass to come out ahead in a divorce...... I was lucky to make the clean escape with my rods, tackle and Fish Mounts!!!
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08-27-2008, 03:23 PM
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Moderator
Name: Drew
Location: Thousand Oaks
Vessel: 23' Striper WA/ 250 Yami OB- blood thirsty
Occupation: Zebco Pro-staffer
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 15,929
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And why is divorce so damn expencive....
Because it is WORTH EVERY FREAKIN' PENNY!!!
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08-27-2008, 04:44 PM
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Member
Name: Michael
Location: Santa Barbara
Vessel: 2120 Parker Offgassin
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 396
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore
And why is divorce so damn expencive....
Because it is WORTH EVERY FREAKIN' PENNY!!!
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AMEN!!! OH Damn did I put that out there  TMI
MJ.
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08-27-2008, 05:27 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Jeff Rose
Location: Ventura, CA
Vessel: 16' Sea Ray, Therapy...12' Valco, Silver Bullet
Occupation: Contractor
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,968
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OUCH! I felt that one!
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